So today I want to talk about these people who insist on doing “number 2″/pooping/taking a dump/crap/sh*t, at work. Just this morning, I was innocently walking to the ladies bathroom at work. Our ladies has a double door. I swing open the first door and am immediately slapped by this revolting pong. I make an immediate u-turn because if that stench can get through the first door, the inside must be smelling like actual death!
So this is my question, and it’s a genuine question. Why on earth do people decide to do #2 at work? Why? Whhhhhy? Listen, I understand there are times when one is ill and you have the runs and you cannot help it. What I don’t understand is these people who insist on carrying their loads from their respective houses only to offload them at work. Do they have any idea how taking in a lung-full of their noxious gases affects some of us? I kid thee not, my chest is feeling some time of way right now **sob** And please, don’t give me the “People have to answer nature as and when it calls”. A lot of people I know, myself included, were taught from a young age that you do your business before you bath first thing in the morning and if you’re poop-happy like me, before your evening bath. I mean, don’t you just feel a bit iky if you take a dump and not bath afterwards? It’s something you can actually train your body to do. Also, you might end up with a homicide charge because I don’t know what some of you people eat but damn, the smell is out of this world!
If you’re a culprit, please, STOP IT **Dr Amai voice** If you’re not, have you ever had a similar experience to mine? How did you deal with it? Let me know in the comments section!